
"I've come to think that it is true: there's no way I can expect my take-over-the-world-plans to be taken seriously if I cannot control my own kind. So, as a message to the world, my first step towards utter world domination should definitely be: MEXICO.
I wouldn't expect you to know this, but Mexico is a country with many issues... many, many, many issues... and most of them can be divided on two categories: Corrupt Politicians and Shameless Narcos (drug dealers). And I'm not overreacting, this is just the way it is.
Over the years, the discussion is always about what can be done to "FIX" Mexico... but I've got to the point where all the options just don't seem possible anymore, and by now I'm convinced that the only way is to go radical. Maybe we've reached the point where extreme meassures are required.
So, let's just blow it all up! No, I'm not kidding. I'm simply being very practical and objective. Let's put aside the moral complications of the issue for a moment and think about it. I don't say let's blow the whole country up, then what would be the point of taking it over!? There would be no Mexico anymore! I'm talking locally... blow Mexico City up.
If we were to consider a coup as the choice, it would take years and years to pocision people in all the right places at the same time to be able to pull that up. But, if instead we just get rid of all those damn politicians, then we can start over. Of course there's more people in Mexico City than the politicians, but some casualties are expected when we reach the point of "extreme meassures".
And no! I haven't forgot that this would only take care of half the problem. But, the rest of the problem can be contained. And I don't mean it metaphorically... I mean actually CONTAINED! As in, go Rousseau on them and expell the monsters out of society (if you don't get the reference, you need to brish up on your "social contract"!!). I'm still uncertain about the line that would divide us from the outsiders... turns out that dividing your country in half is not as easy as one would think. Should I keep the west? North is a lost cause... but what about northeast?
Well... I keep thinking about the right line. But so far... this is the plan."
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